Harry potter fanfiction harry refuses to be a scapegoat

Finally Harry said he would organise time so everyone could meet in the room of requirement. Harry showed Ron and Neville his room, Luna joined them not long after then Harry opened the trunk. 'Step in Ron,' Harry smirked. They all filed into the trunk, Harry led the way to his training room, 'See what I mean, it has everything we need.

Harry asked with a sneer, voicing his inner suspicion out loud for the first time ever. Merlin, but it felt good to finally get this out in the open. He really should have done this ages ago. Ron froze, then he glared angrily at Harry. "That was a low blow," he stated quietly. "Ginny loves you, Merlin knows why.To Refuse, a harry potter fanfic | FanFiction. To Refuse By: BibbityBobbityBoo. Sequel to The Wedding. A little rumor has been spreading about Andy and the Blacks aren't happy. Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance/Drama - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: Aug 26, 2006 - Status: Complete - id ..."Potter! Come with me, the first task is about to start." Harry looked up briefly. "I don't care professor, I can live without magic", and he turned back to his friends, and continued writing Angelina's address on a piece of parchment. "You're coming with me right now Potter!" the professor yelled. "You're coming if I have to drag you down there!I read them all, and sometimes I find your suggestions weaving their way into my writing. Chapter 10 - Resorting. " Albus ," Poppy said emphatically after Severus had left the office. "Perhaps you should leave, Minerva," he suggested softly to the other woman present.Books Harry Potter. A True Slytherin Rises By: MightyGryffindor. The story starts with Harry returning to the Dursleys at the end of the OOTP. Harry sees the light, and makes a dramatic change, starting with a talk with his aunt. He will pick up a fiancée soon after, over a betrothal between the Black family, and the Greengrass.All in all, Harry Potter lived a long and happy life and he died a content man. Ginny Weasley did the opposite. As long as her mother lived, Ginny had a rather good life, surrounded by love and always given everything she wanted. But once her mother died, Ginny was given to her siblings.This is a community for stories where Harry doesn't fall prey to Dumbledork's machinations. What you will find here are stories where Harry is independent, smart, powerful, wealthy. There will be bashing of Dumbledore and the Weasleys. The stories will be slash, gen and very rarely het. Unexpected Events by zakairen reviews.Linkffn (make a wish) is about Harry actively avoiding fighting Voldemort. It is kind of silly, so don't read it if you want a serious story. It made me laugh alot. Kind of like Naked Gun but with Harry Potter. linkffn (Weary Wizard by Yunaine) is pretty good and has (essentially) this premise.

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter except a copy of the books. No, the honour belongs to Ms JK Rowling. Summary: Harry knew about the horcruxes when he is faced with betrayal. Fleeing, he enters a new school. If he has to die then he will drag the SOB Voldemort with him. Facing death, Harry leaves it all behind. HPxOMC AU!4567!Curious about the Snake Diet or other fasting approaches to weight loss? Here's a look at what it is, how it works, expectations, pitfalls, and more. From Taylor Swift scandals to ...A Rediculous Assignment By: helpthehorriblelovethelonely. Voldemort is dead at the end of Harrys fifth year, but something seems off about the boy so Albus sends Severus Snape on an assignment. What does he have to do? only deage himself back to 16 and start his sixth year over again as a gryffindor to figure out whats going on with Harry.After the war a much betrayed Harry decides to chuck it all and leave Magical Britain to start a new life and do what HE WANTS TO DO and not what others demand of him. He escapes but finds that now Muggles want to control his life but this Harry refuses to bow down to anybody and still must fight for his freedom.Are you looking for a magical vacation experience? Look no further than Universal and Disney. Whether you’re a fan of Harry Potter, Star Wars, or classic Disney films, these incred...

Harry just watched as the Aurors and Dumbledore escorted Hermione out of Gryffindor. Lady Longbottom went to follow but stopped near Harry. "Heir Potter, I would suggest you go to Gringotts and discover what is going on with your accounts." She walked out. "Weasley, do cease your babbling. The Headmaster is handling the situation."Enough is Enough By: anxious.soul. Ginny's been telling everyone that she's dating Harry and refuses to listen to him saying they aren't together. Finally, Harry has enough and publically shouts at Ginny, announcing he's dating (along with who by the end), the staff have fun watching the drama unfold along with the Weasley Twins. Drarry. Language.A Year Without Hermione, a harry potter fanfic | FanFiction. Books Harry Potter. A Year Without Hermione By: alixxblack. When Hermione unexpectedly asks for a divorce, Ron refuses. Rated: Fiction T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Published: Mar 4, 2018 - Status ...Linkffn (make a wish) is about Harry actively avoiding fighting Voldemort. It is kind of silly, so don't read it if you want a serious story. It made me laugh alot. Kind of like Naked Gun but with Harry Potter. linkffn (Weary Wizard by Yunaine) is pretty good and has (essentially) this premise.

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Harry folded his arms across his chest and gave James a look that clearly said, 'don't try me!'. James saw one of the Aurors walk past them. He recognised him as Liam Ferguson. James called out to him. "Ferguson! Tell Harry he can't refuse me entry!" James shouted. The young Auror turned around to look at them.The Wizarding world was wondering where Harry Potter was. No one had seen the savior of the Wizarding World in five years. Hermione thought back to the last time she had seen her best friend. It had been August first, just before the start of seventh year, and there was a belated birthday party for Harry at the Burrow.Thank you again for all the reviews! Chapter Three—Who Refuses Draco Malfoy. Harry looked at the platinum ring, and then he gave a long, delicate sigh and reached out, placing his hand on top of Malfoy's, over the box. He held his eyes and asked gently, "Did you forget that I asked you for silver, instead of platinum?"Books Harry Potter. A Soulless Angel By: TimeTraveller-1900. Harry was sent to Azkaban at the end of the Triwizard Tournament for mass murder. Now, after defeating Voldemort and single-handedly ending the Second Blood War, the Magical World wants Harry to stay under its control. But Harry has plans of his own.Hanna xoxo. ,-'-,-'-,-'-,-'-,-'-,-'-, Harry could have skipped as he made his way to the Black Lake for the second task. The last few months had just been so much fun. It was amazing to think so much had happen in such a short space of time. He'd finally given Rita the real interview she'd wanted at the Weighing of the Wands and Holy Merlin had ...77 votes, 125 comments. It's been a while since I've seen one of these threads. The title pretty much says it all, what's your favorite passage? The…

Harry's heart told him that they shared something very special that he doubted he would ever find with anyone else. There were times he would catch himself staring at her and when her eyes met his, she would just smile. Since Harry was so socially inept, it never occurred to him that it was in a condescending manner.Turns out, it wasn't enough and Harry is being set up for a difficult life. Well, that just won't do. Seeing that her work isn't finished, Lily's ghost attaches itself to her infant son. From beyond the grave, Lily will do everything she can to protect and love Harry Potter. Chapter 1: Halloween 1981.For discussion of Harry Potter fanfiction. ... I'm looking for any fanfiction where Harry are wrote refuses to accept the terms of a bond or a contract regardless of the consequences. Share Add a Comment. Be the first to comment Nobody's responded to this post yet. Add your thoughts and get the conversation going. More posts you may like ...Taking the Law into my own Hands, Just as it should be By: TimeTraveller-1900. Harry Potter is abandoned by everyone in the Triwizard Tournament. A weakling would have been hopeless, but not Harry. He grew up alone, and he doesn't need anyone to hold his hand. That change brings several changes. Rated: Fiction T - English - Crime/Drama - Harry ...Summary: Harry Potter suffers permanent memory loss and the Harry that takes his place is different. Most find it hard to believe that their Harry is gone and some don't believe him. Except Snape, the Slytherin's, and Minerva. Disclaimer: I don't own any of Rowling's characters and I'm making no money. Chapter 1: Charms Accident.Chapter 3. Harry arrived in the lavish office with a thud and on his bum. He groaned as he sat up. "I have got to learn how to land on a Portkey," he muttered under his breath, ignoring the smothered chuckles from the two warrior-goblins. "This way Mr. Potter," one of them announced leading Harry to a door, as he opened the door he heard voices.Harry's friendships become strained when he is selected for the tri-wizard tournament. Matters are made even worse when he and Malfoy both compete for the same girl. Rated: Fiction T - English - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Draco M. - Chapters: 36 - Words: 107,171 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 1/5/2021 - Published: 11/4/2017 ...Well, Harry does participate in the First Task, but he refuses to partake in the Second Task in this story. It's funny as hell, and written by the same genius who wrote "A Dramatic Reading." Linkffn (10300032) InquisitorCOC. • 7 yr. ago.The Weasleys had assembled in courtroom 5, eager to locate Potter. Since declaring the blood feud, they pretty much had free reign of controlling Potter. Under the old laws, they could even use the Imperius curse to force Harry to marry Ginevra, allowing her access to the Potter fortune.Chapter 3. Harry arrived in the lavish office with a thud and on his bum. He groaned as he sat up. "I have got to learn how to land on a Portkey," he muttered under his breath, ignoring the smothered chuckles from the two warrior-goblins. "This way Mr. Potter," one of them announced leading Harry to a door, as he opened the door he heard voices.

Chapter 3. Harry arrived in the lavish office with a thud and on his bum. He groaned as he sat up. "I have got to learn how to land on a Portkey," he muttered under his breath, ignoring the smothered chuckles from the two warrior-goblins. "This way Mr. Potter," one of them announced leading Harry to a door, as he opened the door he heard voices.

Books Harry Potter. Harry Potter and the Rejected Path By: zArkham. After one taunt too many by Draco & learning of dark things while possessed, Harry refuses to play his part anymore. Into this comes Luna with her own dark story to tell. They shall both get revenge and shake magical Britain before the end.Harry takes control By: NLTakedown. Harry learns certain information that has been kept from him, and begins to take his life back into his own hands. *Title may change later down the road* As it stands, there are no plans for this to be a bashing fic of any kind. This of course might change down the road.Harry Potter truly didn't think that he could have a worse birthday after the Dobby incident last year, but it seemed that fate was yet again determined to prove him wrong. After he accidentally blew up his aunt, he wasn't able to escape from the Dursleys and things just took a turn for the worse.Its too late to say you're sorry By: Storywriter5739. Harry has spent nearly a year in Azkaban for a crime he never committed. Now his innocence is proven and the fun begins. Rated: Fiction T - English - Drama - Harry P. - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,302 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 452 - Updated: Aug 25, 2012 - Published: Jul 29, 2012 ...Anyway, I hope it'll bring someone some good reading time. Chapter 1 October 31, 1994. A binding magical contract. The words echo in Harry's mind. A binding can be undone. Always. He has learned that much from having to listen to Uncle Vernon brag about getting out of this and that deal and contract over the years.Books Harry Potter. A Better Man By: Golden Snitch 1709. WBWL. Starts third year. 'If you're impressed by a what a strong man will do to make his mark upon society wait until you see what a weak man will do' Will diverge from canon quickly starting 4th year, no bashing. Rated: Fiction M - English - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows ...Warner Bros. Discovery stock has outshone all other S&P 500 peers including Tesla and Meta so far in 2023, thanks to its Harry Potter-themed hit game "Hogwarts Legacy." Jump to War...

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No More Games By: VagueJester. After a brutal attack the summer before his third year, Harry discovers much about his family and his place in the world. The only question is whether he will get to choose that place or not. Rated: Fiction M - English - Adventure/Romance - [Daphne G., Harry P.] - Chapters: 51 - Words: 258,167 - Reviews: …Hail Odysseus by Brennus. After believing that Harry Potter died in a house fire at the age of ten, the Wizarding world is shocked when he emerges, out of the blue, just in time to attend his seventh year at Hogwarts.I Have A Feeling You Won't Regret It By: Sevenfive7575. Hannah Abbott makes the decision to apologize to Harry after the first task of the Triwizard Tournament leading to an unlikely friendship. Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance/Friendship - [Harry P., Hannah A.] - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,427 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 53 - Published ...The wizarding world goes through some big changes. Chapter one. Harry Potter couldn't help grinning as he thought about how easy it was to sneak away from Privet drive and get to Grimmauld place, with the help of his godfather. Knowing Voldemort had returned Harry and Sirius both believed Harry should be with witches and wizards, not stuck with ...To be fair to Harry, it was Dumbledore's role as teacher to know what Harry needed to learn, and "how to destroy a horcrux" probably should have come first. For a man who knew when and how he was going to die, he did a shitty job prepping his hand picked successor in the fight against Voldemort.Disclaimer: Harry Potter's not mine. It's all J.K. Rowling's. The only thing I own is the fic. Nothing else. Author's Note: This goes out to one of my best OL friends, Courtney, who requested for this way back in April. I'm sorry that I'm uploading this so late..hope you like it?Harry just continued to look on and say nothing. The twins wanted to laugh so hard at the desperation in Snape's voice. Dobby said, "Apologize to Harry Potter." Snape said, "I'm not going to apologize to Potter." He turned to Harry and said, "Potter, if you don't control them then I will do it." Winky said, "You is going to apologize to Harry ...Consequences By: slytherinsal. Expanded from one of the whimsical drabbles. When Harry reckons that being chosen for the Triwizard has nullified his contract with Hogwarts and expelled him, he strikes a deal with Karkaroff, to Dumbledore's horror. Not to be taken seriously, just enjoy the anarchy and mayhem. ….

"The Second Champion for Hogwarts is Harry Potter!" That confused most people in the Great Hall, because it was common knowledge that Harry was no longer a student since he earned his first masteries and left Britain over a year ago, but they were still trying to hold Sirius back from annihilating the old bastard when the flames in the goblet ...Remus nodded and helped Harry pack what he needed for Hogwarts. Remus then picked Harry up and apparated with him and his luggage to the house he shared with Sirius. Remus took Harry straight to Harry's room and set him down on the bed before running a Diagnostics Check. "Broken ribs, broken nose, a lot of bruising, cuts everywhere.. You're …Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,383 ... As Dumbledore refuses to do anything, Harry chooses to attend Myrddin School instead of Hogwarts, and the Headmistress ... After becoming the wizarding world's scapegoat during the summer after the Triwizard Tournament, Harry decides that enough is enough—and ...Part 1: The Mysterious Letter. Harry Potter sat in his office at the Ministry of Magic, staring at the parchment in front of him. It had been years since he defeated Voldemort, and life had settled into a routine. He was now the Head of the Auror Department, a job that kept him busy but rarely surprised him anymore. That was until today.Harry led Dumbledore through to the drawing room, the burn-marred tapestry of the House of Black glaring at him from the walls. When the door was closed, Harry turned to the elderly wizard, folding his arms over his chest. "You owe me a lot of information, sir, and I want the truth," he declared without hesitation.Would I really publish my works on a fanfiction site if I were the author of Harry Potter? Chapter One. Hermione regained consciousness with the nagging feeling that she'd just had a run-in with Bellatrix Lestrange. Her every nerve tingled with a slow, burning feeling, and she couldn't seem to move.Dragon's Breath By: Says The Schizophrenic. AU:Harry ran away from home when he was 6 after being abused, and was taken in by street kids. Only problem, Harry's got wings. Everyone thinks he's dead, but years later, he meets professor Lupin. After that, everything starts falling apart.Her authority on paper would be backed up by physical authority, like the Aurors they send to retrieve McGonagall or Dumbledore. So a sequence of events that goes like this: Umbridge assigns detention --> Harry refuses to show up --> Umbridge expells him --> Harry refuses to leave, ends with Umbridge sending Aurors to drag him out.Silently, he walked to the perch beside the door and placed Fawkes gently on it. Harry did not look at him; he turned away and looked out of the nearest window where he had a view of the Quidditch pitch. It was raining heavily outside, but he could just make out the stands and the hoops at either end of the pitch. Harry potter fanfiction harry refuses to be a scapegoat, What to watch for today What to watch for today India’s first taste of Modinomics. Prime minister Narendra Modi’s first budget will set the tone for reform, after yesterday’s gover..., There's nothing that Harry Potter won't do for Hermione Granger. When she's forced to accept the powers of a Caplata, an evil witch who practices black Voodoo magic, he volunteers to be her partner forever. Creature Fic. Dark Harmony. Rated: Fiction T - English - Horror/Romance - Harry P., Hermione G. - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 103 ..., One of the best ways to see London is through a guided tour. London has some fantastic themed tours such as Harry Potter, Downton Abbey or Ghost Tours. We may be compensated when y..., Books Harry Potter. Nothing to Forgive By: Tempest Kiro. He died with the bitterest of regrets, hated, alone and unthanked. Harry hoped to give the man some measure of peace, by granting him a chance he never had in life. Rated: Fiction K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 167 ..., Nous voudrions effectuer une description ici mais le site que vous consultez ne nous en laisse pas la possibilité., Two years. That's how long it's been since his farce of a trial. Two long years, exposed to the foulest creatures in England. Two years of reliving the night his parents were killed. Two years of being locked away in Azkaban, for something that he didn't do. After the tri-wizard tournament, he was arrested for the murder of Cedric Diggory., Screw them all. That night, Harry's dreams returned to the summer pattern of a nightly movie starring the atrocities that Voldemort might be up to. While it took Harry many hours to calm down after waking, he was able to dismiss them during the day. And it wasn't as if Harry was used to doing without sleep., Harry is a single father trying to raise his godson, Teddy. Unable to ensure his son's safety in the wizarding world he goes into hiding in the muggle one. But one trip to London will undo all of his precautions. Thrown back to the past, Harry finds himself falling into the arms of a woman who once spared his life., In front of him, the girl's green eyes became sad, through there was a warmth in them Harry never would have associated with a Slytherin. Or a pureblood, for that matter. Of all the pureblood girls he had seen – Slytherin, Ravenclaw, Gryffindor – they all had a frigid, controlled coldness to their eyes., So claims a prophecy involving Harry Potter, age 14, and You-Know-Who. This boy, who saved us once, is all that stands between our world as we know it and total destruction. When consulted, experts on prophecy believe firmly that this prophecy proves that Harry didn't kill You-Know-Who back in 1981. No, they say that had that happened, …, Harry had hoped beyond hope, as soon as he heard of it, that he could skip it, just watch it from the stands, join his fellow Gryffindors and cheer on whoever the Hogwarts champion would be. Then, as always, he had been dragged into it. /. "Harry Potter." Dumbledore spoke as Harry stood, stunned, hearing the anger of those around him., Harry said in a small voice.. "I don't care that you're having nightmares! Keep it to yourself, freak!" Uncle Vernon responded before shoving Harry to the ground and kicking him in the stomach and face repeatedly until Harry passed out. When he woke up, he began coughing up blood. He was too sore to move., Mentions MPREG. Chapter 2. (One Week/ Two Years Later) Ron Weasley was sitting at the kitchen of the Order of the Phoenix's headquarters, bored out of his mind. His entire family was here, holding down the fort so to speak, as the rest of the Order searched for Harry. Although he was worried somewhat about his friend, he knew that Harry was okay., "Bloody hell…" Harry immediately dropped his head as he was yanked through the doorway. "That… that's Harry Potter." Harry was tugged into what looked a lot like a reception area. A large desk dominated the room, adorned with a plaque that bore the Ministry crest. Three witches sat behind it, lilac memos zipping around their heads., Pariah. Chapter one. -Harry-. -On top of astronomy tower-. "Hagrid are you sure we had permission to be here?" Harry asked as Charlie and the rest left with Nobertn Hermione turned eagerly to the conversation. "Of course, 'arry I'm part of the faculty and can give you permission to be out now you two run off to bed." Hagrid replied reasuringly., A sensible witch floo-called a healer from St. Mungo's to get the injured parties the treatment they badly needed. The next few days, Harry Potter return to the newly repaired Ollivander's wand shop, with a healed forehead, clear of any scar and blemish. He still needs a wand for his schooling after all., The Second Year. Back at the Burrow, Molly and Arthur reported the abduction to Madam Bones. She promised to get an Auror to them as soon as possible so they could go rescue Harry and arrest the Dursleys. But getting an Auror was tricky - they suspected Dumbledore was holding them back. Ginny began to get very impatient., Harry looked around seeing everyone hanging onto his every word. "So now we come to my mother, and I'm sure you're all thinking 'but Harry, your mother was a muggleborn' but you'd be wrong" "Stop lying Potter" Snape spat "I grew up in the same neighbourhood as your mother and I knew her family!, Wherein Harry won't compete in the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Harry Potter had had enough. He has been bullied and persecuted by the students and staff for too long at this school. The fact that the 'good' teachers at the school turned a blind eye towards it infuriated him to no end. The last straw, though, was the fact that Hermione Granger ..., Harry is unerringly steadfast. His fifth year, Minerva learns that Harry is incredibly stubborn. He will not back down and give into the idea that he's mad, or a liar. He refuses to let anyone say that Cedric's death was a tragic accident as the Ministry of Magic seems determined to insist upon. He does not stop when he is called a liar, when ..., Books Harry Potter. The Consequences of Rejection By: Ybarra87. For years the Sorting Hat of Hogwarts has sat and watched the reputation of one of the finest schools fall apart. Then one day something happens that could help restore the castle to its former glory. Though it came at a grave cost that will hurt Magical Britain until the problem ..., Harry and Snape have been sent to Azkaban on false charges. Once out, they are not what the Order expects. With Sirius removed from the school and Dumbledore unable to force him into anything, Harry took up hanging out in Severus's classroom. First, because Severus and he still felt safest with the other nearby, and second because that ..., "Thank you, if we'd gone with our plan, Harry would've been so very impressed." Harry stepped forward and wrapped his arms around her, thanking her without words. Ovo curled herself around both necks, enjoying Harry's warmth compared to Shari's room temperature., Harry Potter Takes a Stand By: Animorphgirl. A few lessons into Occlumency with Snape, Harry decides it's not worth the effort. How will this decision affect the rest of his year? Rated to be safe. Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S. - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,822 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 66 ..., As if by magic, the dam burst. His tears spilled over in exhausted sobs. The fire that Snape was lighting in his behind was by no means the worst pain Harry had ever felt, but on top of what had been an emotionally draining evening, it tipped him over the edge. It was the first time he had cried in a very long time., Harry finds himself thrust into his four-year old body, after Voldemort killed him in the forest in what would have been his seventh year. Knowing what he did, he decided to fix some things he never had a chance to before. He'd not go into the magical world untrained this time. OP Harry. Science, magic and discovery., Hanna xoxo. ,-'-,-'-,-'-,-'-,-'-,-'-, Harry could have skipped as he made his way to the Black Lake for the second task. The last few months had just been so much fun. It was amazing to think so much had happen in such a short space of time. He'd finally given Rita the real interview she'd wanted at the Weighing of the Wands and Holy Merlin had ..., 1. "Okay, Harry, you go first, and Ron, you can go second," said Arthur later that afternoon. "Your things are already in your dorm room, and Dumbledore said he'll be waiting for you in the hospital wing with Madam Pomfrey." "Hogwarts hospital wing," said Harry after taking some floo powder and stepping into the flames with Ron following about ..., "What do you think of Harry Potter?" she asked. "I think the boy's had so much shit thrown at him, in such a small amount of time, that it's a wonder that he's still polite and nice to people, though he is a bit moody. Of course, he's a teen, so I guess that's to be expected," Tonks said, immediately revealing that she personally knew him., In 'Atlas,' starring Jennifer Lopez, director Brad Peyton fails to zhuzh up these AI-doomsday ideas into an adventure worth investing in., Chapter 6: Trial. Harry in his hooded cloak sat with his friends in the witness corner while a smug Vlad took his position in the defendant's box. He wasn't worried, because he had the ultimate defense against the murder charge, aka the 'victim' alive and well. The kidnapping charge will be easily dealt with as well, simply because he has ..., Harry silently started to the attic floor-door with the port-a-potty. "Make sure you wash your hair well, you smelly, greasy little bastard." Vernon snarled after him. Harry closed and locked the bathroom door, turning on the water. He soaped up his hands well, and started to wash., Enjoy! Potter's Unfortunate Return. As a young boy sleeping beneath the steps Harry had always dreamt of his parents bursting through the front door, demanding him to be returned, and he living happily ever after with a full tummy and lots of love… but those were children fantasies. Fantasies Harry hadn't indulged in, in quite some time.